" dress shirt "

 [ "Swedish Dress Shirt" ]

1: When a caucasian individual receives a line of hickeys that extend from the neck to the genital region.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude: So how was Morgan last night? 

 [ "Dress T shirt" ]

1: Oxymoron. This is as feasible as a time machine. A T shirt is exactly what it states. The only shirt that may pass as a dress T shirt is a tuxedo T shirt, as Jesus wears these sometimes when he parties. If someone is at a funeral, wedding, work (where business casual wear is required), church…etc…

  * e.g.,  ... Someone showed up to my wedding in a T shirt and tried to tell me it was a Dress T Shirt, security removed them from the premises. 

 [ "Dress T shirt" ]

2: These are places where someone might try to pass of a T-Shirt as Dressy. Please correct them immediately in there moments of idiocy and inform them and everyone around that their attire is completely inappropriate.

 [ "shirt dress" ]

1: n.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, look at that goofy chump wearing that shirt dress acting all gangsta. My girlfriend has the same one in green." 

 [ "shirt dress" ]

2: The same thing as a tall tee. Using this word to describe this type of shirt puts emphasis on how much it looks like a dress.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yeah, I can see his vagina when he wears it while riding a bike."